Had I realized that Von Teese's show would become astonishingly difficult to find tickets for, I might have bought more than two of them.
Now I'm torn between actually going and selling them for several large sacks of money with dollar signs painted on the outside.
Culture? Or capitalism? The eternal debate.
[Edit] Happily, the dilemma has been resolved for the time being, though if I should finally snap and murder the young lady accompanying me before the show, I will make anyone looking for a ticket aware of the opening.